LightBoy: Dad, do you always start with the onions when you make spaghetti?
LightHusband: Yep. I do that to make them soft so my nine year old can't taste them.
LightBoy (looking at me in exasperation): Why did you marry him?
Me: So I could have you!
LightHusband (with a big cheesy grin): So I could make soft onions in your spaghetti!
LightBoy: He's impervious!
And we all fell out laughing ...