In the car the following conversation ensued:
LightBoy, "Anybody else see great big bugs?"
LightGirl, "I think you've been spending too much time playing Alien vs. Predator"
Me, "You're definitely banned from the computer."
LightHusband, "Hey I thought that happened last night."
LightBoy, "It did, but Mom said I could be on the computer before lunch."
LightBoy, "Oh .... those weren't bugs. They were dust particles on my glasses."
Me, "You're still banned from the computer."